is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This is my gift to your gina
I deserve to be covered in dicks
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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