Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize