I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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