put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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