YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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