Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I am one with the molecules
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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