What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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