At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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