I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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