i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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