I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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