I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
