OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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