Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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