Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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