I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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