what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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