You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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