Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
zippers are such a cool invention
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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