We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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