Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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