I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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