so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i think i just lost a toe
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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