I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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