Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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