is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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