Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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