Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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