two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
