I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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