i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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