piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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