I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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