Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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