So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Holy sore nipples Batman
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
