Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
love makes seman taste better
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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