i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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