absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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