so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
