I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i've created a new STD.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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