are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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