I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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