I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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