You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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