question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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