she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
we're so committed to being not committed
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