it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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