i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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