I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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