I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Green mimosas i think yes
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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