i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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