Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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