shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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