You work out of a Hotel?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize