Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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